Joke of the Day
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.
"Yes," he said. "I do. My father taught me."
"Good. What comes after three?"
"Four," answers little Johnny.
"What comes after six?"
"Seven."
"Very good," says the teacher. "Your dad did a good job. What comes after ten?"
Little Johnny smiles and says, "A Jack."
Daily Brain Bender Larry was out for a walk when it started to rain. He did not have an umbrella and he wasn't wearing a hat. His clothes were soaked, yet not a single hair on his head got wet. How could this happen?
The Answer to Yesterday's Useless Riddle: There is a town in California where 10% of all the people living there have unlisted phone numbers. If you selected 100 names at random from the town's phone directory, on average, how many of these people would have unlisted phone numbers? Answer: Zero. Unlisted phone numbers are NOT in the phone directory.
Daily Quip
"I was reading the dictionary the other day. I thought it was a poem about everything." - Steven Wright